Phil and Pam Long
We got sucked into this Wedding Vortex by events beyond our control. People meet and fall in love, they get married…we can’t control that. Then, like our daughter, they decide to throw a party and make vows before God and witnesses to stay madly in love forever. Then they eat and dance and everyone live happily ever after. We’re thrilled about it and all but we’re not at all to blame.